Grenada Canopy Tour 3

2’01.7.31 3:44 pm Grenada Canopy Tour 3

So I've just superman'd. Amazing.

There is also the butterfly, which didn't look as cool, and looks even a tad erotic cuz your spreadeagled over the guy, but then there is the monkey, El Mono, which was wildness. And I think Marco liked me, or thought I was crazy or maybe I am, or who knows cuz when he did it to me and this time I didnt go first with it, and this time ya strap in, but he turns ya so your facing ahead and I'm eating here and its got french fries which aren't too bad but man, the Ketchup is just awful, like it is everywhere in Central America including Mexico which was one of the things I hated because for some reason in Mexico, french fries were considered Gourmet Shit. At some posh restaurant, order up the filet mignon, or simply Filete as they call it, cuz you are on expense, P&G's expense and it kinda cracks me up because I am still kinda on P&G's expense and my trip will still cost less than a Buisness Trip To Asia would for the company, poor poor P&G, and you get your filet mignon cooked termino medio, medium, cuz maybe you don't know how to say medium rare, and I don't know cuz I never ordered it that way, perhaps medio raro, cuz I have ordered rare before at this one Argentenian Rest. in Puebla, Chimichurri, which has some of the best meat I've ever had, and out it comes with French Fries. Like they're on the same Gourmet Level as Filet Mignon. And it wouldn't be so bad, except they never cook the damn things enough, and they're always soggy, and even worse, sometimes, you can tell they cook the fries in the same oil as the tortilla chips and your fries have that nasty tortilla chip taste, which is just a bit offish, as the funny irish girls would say, and they also about fell out of their chairs when I said I've got it in my fanny pack, cuz fanny means quite a different thing Over There than it does in the USA, which cracks me up to no end cuz apparently over there you might keep a tampon in your fanny sometimes, during that time of the month if you are a woman, and would certainly not think of keeping your camera in it, and thats all ya can say cuz the Irish are quite silly. So my fries here were actually Not Too Bad, but the ketchup ruined it. I think Heinz ketchup has to go on the Top Ten List of things that the USA has got figured out. CocaCola. Capitalism. Awful music that everyone likes.